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thatfreakmax: davespritebudgie: ahoithar: just-quit: Something i made with homestuck in mind haha :D that is so cool oh my GOD  hey guys i found it again Does anyone know what this app is called? it’s called tonematrix! but the guy who made it’s website is down right now. http://lab.andre-michelle.com/crash.html
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I WANT…….TO TOUCH YOUR NECK……….
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cosmo tip #192
expertcosmotips: try farting in ziplock bags and hiding them around the house as a sexy surprise for your man. if he can recognise your scent you know he is the one!!!
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suckmyphallus asked: omg was that the plan? to...
theknightoftime: lordofjohndave: ii don’t even have words tfor how hot this is sorry guys i think almost everyone loses my heart penis belongs to dave strider guys oh man im getting all hot under the collar now
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I AM DEVELOPING A SEVERE NECK/COLLARBONE FETISh?????????????????????? LIKE REALLY REALLYL BADLY???
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Listenmanwithpenis: Piss on me. Fucking piss on me but...
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“mentally ill people are hot” “murderers are hot” “i love serial killers” i will lynch you
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thelittlestdrunk: pretty-death: if you are the type of person who is seriously feeling bad for someone who murdered three people you need to get sucked into a black hole i feel bad for the mentally ill ohm y fuckign opgdp
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“but the kid was bullied, no wonder he shot up a school!!” if this is seriously your argument i swear to fucking god BEING BULLIED DOESN’T GIVE YOU A “FREE TO KILL” PASS???????? IT DOESN’T MAKE IT OKAY TO SHOOT 5 PEOPLE AND KILL 3 OF THEM??????  AND ALSO NEITHER DOES BEING COMPELLING OR ATTRACTIVE OR WHATEVER GOD YOU GUYS ARE JUST INCREDIBLE TO ME
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there is a point where my sympathies for someone...
princessnecrophilia: that point is usually when they shoot five fucking people and manage to kill three of them. i’m sorry, i could care less if he seems “terribly compelling” or “deep” or “tragic.” he killed people. three people. he shot five. he opened fire in his school building with the INTENT to fucking murder people. do you really think he meant to just lightly graze those who he did...
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lvtn replied to your post: if you are the type of person who is seriously… i like you partly because you know when people actually deserve mercy just omfg i don’t give a shit if he’s the hottest dude on the planet he SHOT AND KILLED 3 PEOPLE DO PEOPLE ACTUALLY FEEL PITY FOR THESE SCUMBAGS…IS THAT A FEELING……. .
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if you are the type of person who is seriously feeling bad for someone who murdered three people you need to get sucked into a black hole
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aaaah i hope all of you know you can always make conversation with me??? like if i seem intimidating i really am not so don’t ever be afraid to talk to me ok ok
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davespritebudgie: ahoithar: just-quit: Something i made with homestuck in mind haha :D that is so cool oh my GOD  hey guys i found it again
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if you wink at me i will pee myself. i dont care who the fuck you are. wink at me and it’s over that’s it i’m done GOODBYE
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Me when I go out: I should've stayed home
Me when I stay home: I should've gone out
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stumpology: how am i meant to control my life i can’t even control my hair
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i’m so fucking bad at making conversation that if i feel like i’m boring you i’ll just talk about random stupid shit i am so annoying jesus christ
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me: hey your eye colour is cool
a girl: thanks its blue mixed with a bit of gray and theres some green around the edges and sometimes they turn really blue or gray in the wintertime and then green in the summer
me: hey your eye colour is cool
a boy: thanks
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ziav: tagging a picture with “queue” so people know u have a social life and ur not just sitting there in the dark naked all night clicking publish 
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comic eridan: i hate all the fuckin landwwellers i wwant to kill em. also i lovve fef. im a tool.
fandom eridan: im forevver alone an ill sleep wwith anyone under the sun.
comic john: hi! i'm pretty nice i guess but i can be an asshole sometimes. i like movies and playing pranks! :B
fandom john: i am soooooooo sweet and nice and i would never be mean to anyone! also con air and nic cage. all i care about.
comic vriska: I'm kind of a 8ig deal, and a real 8itch. 8ut I feel kind of guilty a8out some of the stuff I've done. I really do care a8out my 'friends' in the end.
fandom vriska: 8LUH 8LUH 8LUH HUGE 8ITCH. I KILLED TAVROS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Comic Tavros: sURE, i HAVE SOME, uH, sELF ESTEEM ISSUES, bUT I'M GETTING BETTER AT IT, aND I'M REALLY PASSIONATE ABOUT WHAT I LOVE,
Fandom Tavros: i WILL NOW COMMENCE TO CRY AND SWOON ABOUT EVERYTHING BEFORE TAKING GAMZEE'S BONEBULGE WHOLE. aLSO, i AM NOTHING BUT A MOE BLOB,
comic karkat: LISTEN UP NOOKSTAINS, I'M DESPERATELY TRYING TO KEEP OUR COLLECTIVE SHIT TOGETHER BUT THE STRAIN KIND OF GETS TO ME, AND DESPITE MY CONSTANT YELLING AND WONDERFUCK EXPLICATIVES, I'M SELF-LOATHING AND CONCERNED FOR MY FRIENDS
Fandom karkat: FUCKASS
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NSFW - Karkat Vantas
akitsu-47: Tentabulge practice. For Kip. Read More OOOOOOO
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