January 2012
ogremom:
new years resolutions
dont die
dont have a year as shitty and friendless as 2011 (lmao)
DRAW FUCKER
stop being fat
do your homework
get volunteer hours and a job and good grades and a social life
learn how to set realistic and achievable goals
me: hmm i wonder what's going on at facebook
everyone: new year new me
me: nevermind
goals for 2012
huskyboys:
dont flunk out of school
kiss someone cute
thats it
if i see one more fucking person say they wish they were with their boyfriend or girlfriend right now i’ll hang myself the second it turns 12:00
pastelchainsaw replied to your post: omg. please just let me kiss your face. ngl, you crack me up and idk this is awkward now k bye ヽ(￣д￣;)ノ
if I could join you that would be gr8. because I’m sick and everyone should suffer with me and I could have gone out but instead I’m being responsible and babysitting and also watching MLP. :|
aw that sucks! i hope you feel better. i have a ton of homework...
david karp is a bitch ass nigga
pastelchainsaw asked: omg. please just let me kiss your face. ngl, you crack me up and idk this is awkward now k bye ヽ(￣д￣;)ノ
africans:
basically all my sentences start with one of these
ok so
basically
omg
no but seriously
actually
ok
wow
ok wow (or wow ok)
jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjijjjjjjjjjjjjjjj:
i really hope the world ends this year
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ok whatever im reading homestuck
girl: wow i seriously hate two faced people
nearby are conjoined twins, who silently weep together upon overhearing
kurito:
tentaclletherapist:
tumblr makes me sad
444444444444444444444444444444 god damn mother fuckin real
whatafuckinfamilypicture:
My resolution for 2012 is to kill myself
mum: you should go out with your friends
me: but my friends are inside
me: inside my computer
December 2011
Watchwhatafuckinfamilypicture:
Reblog if you are against cancer
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beyoncebeytwice:
me on new years eve
11:00 pm
11:30 pm
11:45 pm
11:59 pm
12 am on new years day
12:05 am
Decorake - Strawberry
lotsofloveandpixels:
These are taking a whole whack of time to finish xD; All Strawberry Letters, Numbers, etc below. Chocolate and Vanilla coming soon-ish. Free for personal use only - feel free to edit to your heart’s content!
professor-genki:
Here’s my policy on humor.
Laugh at what you want this is America.
Hey Tumblr.
professor-genki:
This is a direct message to your founder and staff and tech fucks.
Don’t fuck with my account you dick cunts.
Maybe we wouldn’t need extensions if you didn’t take everything fun about tumblr away.
Limiting asks, both the length of them and how long they can be.
Limiting reblogs because your POOR LITTLE SERVERS CAN’T HANDLE IT.
And if I’m not mistaken, Tumblr HQ is in New...
new year s resolutions!!
lose weight im done with this gay ass resolution
become more anime
princessgotrunoverbyareindeer:
i dont get why everyone is getting on this girl about her jar of blood
????
people can definitely collect worse things and you know what
good for her
if she enjoys doing it then its whatever
ooh what a cool idea!
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my life:
princessgotrunoverbyareindeer:
WOW I AM GONNA SHOW MY DAD THIS AWESOME THING!!! ITS MY HUSBAND IN SKYRIM!!! WOW!!! COOL!!!
travel to darkwater crossing
NO!!! WHY ARE THERE TWO DRAGONS ATTACKING!!! WHY TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!
princessgotrunoverbyareindeer:
“why dont the characters in skyrim have sexual orientations, it’s too unrealistic for them not to” the gamer complained after he just slayed a giant elder dragon using magicka after shouting it out of the sky with a voice power